Answering a Question

Recently, I've had quite a few people ask me how I find the time to do so much "blogging". My initial answer: "I have no life" is meant mostly as a joke. But I have given this some thought, and have an even better answer. I'm actually able to "multi-task". This surprises me since I can barely walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm married and don't work outside our home. This doesn't mean I don't work, as any "hausfrau" can attest, it just means I don't get an official paycheck. I'm basically your seriously lazy type person, meaning, I don't do a lot of cleaning (I'm lucky enough not to have to). Sitting on my butt is a big part of my day. I make coffee, I sit on my butt. I check my email, I sit on my butt. I go get cup of coffee, I sit on my butt. I throw in a load of laundry, I sit on my butt. I put said load of laundry in dryer, get another cup of coffee, I sit on my butt. Repeat process of laundry, sit on butt. Get more coffee, sit on butt. Move pile of crap off table, sit on butt. Add more crap to empty spot on table, sit on butt. Fold clean laundry, sit on butt. Take folded laundry upstairs, put it away, come back, sit on butt. Empty dishwasher, putting dishes away at same time, sit on butt. Yep, I'm a multi-tasking, butt sitter. :) Hey, if you're going to do something, do it well. I've got "butt sitting" down to an art!