Happy Ol' Broad!

Imagine a short, chunky ol' broad doing the Snoopy Dance! ......... Ok, stop! I'm getting tired! After much grumbling under my breath with many colorful ($%^*) words, for several years, my husband FINALLY relented, and got us DSL! Ok, so maybe it's not as high speed as many others have, but believe me when I tell you, it's got dial-up beat all to ..... Well, you know! :)