Tony's Forehead

W-HAT has happened to Tony Blair's forehead? The premier's policies may have caused a few noses to wrinkle in Labour ranks, but now the PM has developed the mother of all furrows on his brow. Observers at the TUC conference were startled to spot a giant W etched on his skin. To some the wrinkle may be a sign that in troubled times the PM is growing ever closer to George W Bush and becoming Tony Dubya Blair. But docs blame serious stress, which restricts blood flow to the skin causing it to wrinkle in that particular shape. Dr Patrick Bowler, head of the British Association of Cosmetic Doctors, said: "My advice is resign tomorrow." Meanwhile, Mr Blair's constituency agent John Burton said yesterday the PM had "no intention" of quitting as Sedgefield MP when he resigns from office next year. Well, since I don't do stress, I'll never have a W on my forehead. :)