Swiped From Grandpa John's

Palestinian Bumber Stickers -Practice Premeditated Acts of Violence and Gratuitous Cruelty -Obey Authority -My Other Car is a Truck Bomb -Jihad is Not Healthy for Infidels and other Vile Creatures -Follow Me, I'm Lost -My Son Graduated Summa Boom Loudly from Arafat High -Pray for World Conflagration -After a bomb lab was discovered in the Palestinian territories, I asked, "Isn't qualifying it as a Palestinian bomb lab redundant, like Bozo the clown?" -There was a story about money laundering in the Palestinian Authority, to which I remarked, “Sources close to Arafat say that money was the only thing he ever laundered.”