Who do I sue?

I burned my top lip. I knew the coffee was hot, but wasn't paying attention. I now have a fat, red, top lip. There must be someone I can sue for my own stupidity. Everyone else seems to do it, why can't I? The coffee company, for having a product I want to drink? Maybe the makers of the automatic coffee pot, for making a pot that heats the water to make the coffee hot? How about the hotel for having that pot in the room for my convenience, so I can have hot coffee in the morning? Maybe the water company, since it's the one who has the water coming out of the sink that goes in the pot, that goes through the coffee maker that makes the water hot to create that hot cup of coffee! I know, the makers of the Minnie Mouse thermal coffee mug, for having a product I thought was so cute, I just had to have, that keeps said coffee hot for a much longer time. Hey, it's got Minnie in slippers, bath robe, and curlers with the caption "Mornings Aren't Pretty". Putting such temptation in front of a "born shopper" is totally unfair! So, who do I sue for my fat, red lip? It's not like I'm responsible for being stupid, ya know!