Sure Hope This Guy Never Voted!

Let's see, should you tell airport security the truth, or lie to them to keep from being embarrassed in front of your mother? Authorities: 'Bomb' Was Sex Gadget

Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Now, there's a really bright bulb for ya! It's better to be charged with a felony than let your mommy know what's up...or down, as the case may be!