Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Can't Come Up With Appropriate Title

Sexologist pleads with burglars: Please return my equipment
Whoever broke into Shelly Pasternak's Hyundai on Friday afternoon in northern Tel Aviv and walked away with two metallic suitcases is now stuck with 40 vibrators, in an assortment of colors, sizes and vibration options.
See my dilemma? I'm a lady, so I'll refrain from saying what comes into mind. :)
On Friday afternoon Pasternak's parked car was broken into in the Zehala neighborhood in northern Tel Aviv, and two metallic suitcases were stolen from it. The cases contained the equipment Pasternak uses for her lectures and presentations, including dozens of vibrators and games she developed for the house parties she's invited to. "Whoever stole the two suitcases from the car must have thought they contained expensive audio equipment as they're identical to those types of cases," Pasternak told Yedioth Aharonoth on Monday. The sexologist arrived at the Zikhron Ya'akov police department and filed a complaint, saying that the cases included no less than 40 vibrators, massage oils, a whip, dildo, blindfold, Chinese balls and handcuffs.
(sprewing coffee) I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she was trying to explain the theft. Although, she probably didn't have a problem. I wonder how the cops responded. :)