Human Roast

Instructions:

Process for Human Broiling

1. Season well with SPF 30, all sides.

2. Select appropriate pan, aka sunbed.

3. Position for appropriate roasting.

4. Broil 15 - 20 minutes on one side

5. Use large spatula to flip.

6. Continue roasting another 10 to 15 minutes.

7. Flip again, sear for appropriate time to seal in the juices.

8. Remove from broiler.

9. Scrub well for maximum effect (pain).