A Joke

(Courtesy of our neighbor, Glen) The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on which I grabbed from the internet.. It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all.. The patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service?

U. S. BORDER PATROL